Author: Editor

Unicorn Breeders to request Brexit Delay

By Editor 0 Comment December 30, 2019

With the possibility of Brexit in the next few months the Fakeham Herold has found papers to suggest that Unicorn Breeders are just not ready. We asked a leading Brexit MP why Unicorns were being used in the first place “They are an intrinsic part of our plan, Unicorns have many magical powers, with their […]

Project Fear’s secret ‘Curry Catastrophy’ did affect Leave Voters

By Editor 0 Comment December 30, 2019

The Fakham Herold can reveal startling new information about how project fear caused upstanding hard Brexit voters to put their cross for remain centred parties. We met many people from all walks of life to expose the frightening facts. Traditions at risk The average Leave voter is a simple chap or chapess, and they like […]

Liberal Democrat MP admits drinking instant Coffee

By Editor 0 Comment July 24, 2019

“I tried instant coffee in my youth, but did not swallow” Confesses Lib Dem MP

Shock as Conservative Leadership Frontrunner is White Van Man

By Editor 0 Comment June 3, 2019

Can white van man save Conservatives and deliver Brexit?

Labour Brexit Decision Finally Finalised – and that’s Final

By Editor 0 Comment May 28, 2019

Labour blow away Brexit doubters with brand new policy

Girls Football is for Girls say Girls!

By Editor 0 Comment May 21, 2019

Who doesn’t like football and girls, apart from some men and most girls, but The Fakeham Herold prints story anyway.

Underacheiving Klop and Gardeola to be sacked

By Editor 0 Comment May 18, 2019

The Daily Spoof gets shock update from the English Premier Leagues electric fencing.

Meteorolistists in Panic over Tabloid Weather Predictions

By Editor 0 Comment May 13, 2019

Floods, rain and possible light frogs expected from south west.

Pochettino to drop Lloris as Kane returns

By Editor 0 Comment May 11, 2019

The latest training camp news reveals suprising tactics from both sides

Comedians To March In Dual Protest at Trump and Brexit

By Editor 0 Comment May 11, 2019

The Daily Spoofs latest comedy story. The laughter ends here.

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