Comedians To March In Dual Protest at Trump and Brexit
Thousands of members of the comedy circuit are expected to turn out to protest against Trump and Brexit when he visits the UK next month. The protest led by members of the comedy circuit from BBC, ITV and several independent channels including Dave
Betrayal, Betrayal, Betrayal.
“We used to love Trump and Brexit, but then it got too much. There was just too much material, too much satire. You could write enough material to fill several hours. It became a monster. Reducing the material, deciding what to leave out. We just started to burn out. We might have survived if one had just come along on its own, But both Bexit and Trump at once was just…”
At this point, he simply broke down and was consoled by his fellow comics. There was a pause as the group consolidated their thoughts, then suddenly a multi-million bafta award-winning national treasure blurted
“But it was worse than that. The worst was yet to come.”
Indeed it was. What you are about to hear is shocking, more shocking than a shocking thing that’s shocking to socks off of Shock Jockeys who aren’t shocked by the most shocking of shocking shockers. Mr Bafta continued
“They then started writing the jokes themselves, I mean not quite jokes, but when they are so so so so
awfuland the responses, the tweets, oh the tweets, and the actions that were so pathetic there…. there was just nowhere for the comedy to go. “
Wigs like this are often forgotten in society. We should remember that Trump has given one poor defenceless & disfigured toupee a good home for many years.
Unions Involvement Imminent
“We can scientifically prove that this is a deliberate and targeted attack by UK MP’s and the Trump administration on the comedy industry. I mean statistically, you just can’t have that many incompetent people in the same place at the same time. “